I like Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls! Girls I do ADORE!!!!!

I wanna talk about the ladies today. Good looking women always put me in a good mood. And I really need that today. I'm very bored. Very, very bored.


How bored am I?


Today, I watched a soccer game. On purpose.


What's happened to me???


WAKE UP THE MASSES!!! This is Something Clever.



She heard A-Rod and Jeter had a "Rad Bromance"

Oh, Lady Gaga. I don't even know if you're hot. I know you're weird. I know you're androgynous. But hot? The jury's out. You wear so many adornments on your face, it probably makes Middle Eastern women envious. I mean, seriously, you've got seven layers of fabric from the neck up. NO ONE is seeing your 'Poker Face' any time soon. So, why do you matter? Well, because that stuff you wear on your head....that's usually the ONLY thing you wear. You're all right with me, Ms. Gaga.

The Yankees, however...they don't feel the same way.

Lady Gaga decided to check out a Yankees game over the weekend. She sat in the stands and cheered for her home team...wearing nothing but a bikni with a half-buttoned Yankees jersey. And honestly, are you surprised? It's Lady friggin Gaga. Now, if she showed up wearing JEANS with a jersey, sipping on a Diet Coke, this would REALLY be a story. But anyway, I digress...

After the game, Gaga and some friends, along with her security guards, sauntered their way into the Yankee clubhouse. So, let's get the mental picture set up for you: Several athlectic, sweaty millionare men. In a lover room. Probably in the process of undressing. And out of nowhere, the most sex-crazed popstar of the decade walks in, wearing almost nothing but a smile. Yeah. That's gonna make the news. And apparently it infuritated Hal Steinbrenner so much, that he proclaimed that Lady Gaga was forever banned from the New York Yankee's club house.

Hold on there, skip! This is Lady Gaga. Celebrity. Songwriter. New York native. And, incredibly hot from the neck down. I don't think your players minded her being there. Maybe you should think about what you just said.

DAMAGE CONTROL! GM Brian Cashman saved the day by saying that Gaga was NOT banned, and that the only reason anyone was angry was because she stopped by after a loss. Had the Yankees won, it would have been no big deal. And really, all she did was talk it up with Robinson Canoe and Alex Rodriguez (whom I'm sure she called "Alejandro").

Interesting story. Whats more interesting...I made it though that whole thing without one "disco stick" reference.


Must...Be...NICE!

Actress Amanda Bynes announced today that she's retiring from acting at the ripe old age of 24. Wow. I wish I had that luxury. Oh well... Bynes took to Twitter on Sunday and said that she no longer enjoyed what she was doing and wasn't having fun, so she was quitting. That may sound slightly conceited to some, but I think it's a good argument. Life is short, and a lot of people don't have the luxury of doing what they enjoy for a living. Doing what you like is important. Shoot, you know how much I make for writing this blog? Barely enough for gas and beer! And people hate on 'Something Clever' all the time. But I like doing it. That's how you know something's worth your time. If you would do it for free, then you must love it. And if someone wants to PAY you for that, what more can you ask for?

My point is, Amanda Bynes probably lived that for a while. Getting paid to do something she loved so much. But when what you love became boring and tiresome and old, it's time to do something new. Nothing wrong with that.

You guys are looking for the joke. I can hear you...come on Watts...are you really being THAT serious? THAT sympathetic? Well, yeah. I am. That's it. No joke. That's just how I feel.















HOWEVER!!!!!!!!!!


I would like to make a quick point. When you have a chance, go to Amanda Bynes Twitter page (@Chicky).From there, you can actually read her official "retirement" tweet. But don't read that. Look below that; it's about 7 or 8 tweets from the top. Bynes says, and I quote:



"I like black men I'm very attracted to them just fyi"


YEEEEEAH SON! THAT'S what I call breaking news. Have you SEEN this girl? Shawty, she's a 10!! And hey, she's retired. She doesn't want to be a celebrity. I might have a shot. You heard it here first! Alex Watts is throwing his hat in the ring! I'm looking for a sugar momma so I can write full time! Amanda...holla at me!




Can we get geeked for a second?

I was specifically asked by a good friend of mine to post up some comic news. I love it when I get a request for a topic, but unfortunately, I don't have much news. I'm still up on Twitter, getting all the inside stuff I can find, but for now, this is all I know:


20th Century Fox is moving forward with at least 2 more X-Men movies. X-Men: First Class in 2011 and X-Men Origins: Magneto in 2012. At that point, Marvel Entertainment wants to buy back the rights to the X-Men, and put Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) in a World War 2 movie with Chris Evans (Captain America). I have no clue why Marvel wants to go all Call of Duty on us, but whatever.

Marvel Entertainment is also having a heck of a time trying to get SpiderMan back from Sony Pictures. But it's going to be a while. Sony plans to reboot SpiderMan for 3 more films, the first of which will come out July 3rd 2012. Marvel Studios is involved, though. Apparently, there's talk of working a Spiderman cameo into The Avengers.


DC has approved Green Lantern for at least 2 movies, and pre-production has started on The Flash. The script is almost done. And DC Films is DESPERATELY trying to get Warner Bros. to make Brandon Routh and Christian Bale do a Batman/Superman movie. The rumor is that Routh's Superman contract included a Batman/Superman possibility. Bale's Batman contract didn't have any clause like that at all. So when Superman Returns turned out to be hot garbage, Bale wanted no part of it. So someone has to convice Bale and Warner Bros. that this combo movie may be the only way to battle Marvel for the next decade, or this movie is never going to happen. I mean, seriously...Marvel has stories saved up for next 10 YEARS. DC is pretty much running on fumes after Batman 3 comes out. You guys need a plan, and quick!

Please keep in mind, these are rumors and unconfirmed reports.






So that's it. Hope you enjoyed. Leave a comment, hit me up on Facebook and follow me on Twitter, @GuiltyWatts. See you Wednesday.








Amanda, I'm really serious, you need to call me.








Watts