I'm exhausted!
I missed the normal 6pm deadline today, and for anyone that reads regularly, I'm sorry. But I have one hour before I've officially missed a day, so with that being said:
WAKE UP THE MASSES! This is Something Clever. Here's the good word:
We find you guilty of EPIC FAIL
Robert Dee, a professional tennis player in the UK, was furious when a London newspaper, The Daily Telegraph, ran a headline that called him 'The Worlds Worst Tennis Player'. He decided to sue the paper for defamation. Not unheard of among celebrities.
Here's the twist: he LOST.
"There is nothing ... of which the claimant actually complains that cannot be justified," the Hon. Mrs Justice Sharp ruled. "And the facts are sufficient to justify any defamatory meaning the words complained of are capable of bearing."
In English, that means, "you have done nothing to prove you don't suck. Therefore, by law, you suck."
PWNED!!!!
This is fantastic! How messed up is your life when a court of LAW tells you that you suck??? To be fair, his record is 0-108, so it's not like theres was that much of a conflict in making this decision. Which begs he question...how is it possible to be that horrible, yet be a professional at anything??? Do you just SAY your a pro, and it happens? In that case...
I'm Alex Watts, Editor and Lead Writer for SomethingCleverOnline.com. I am a PROFESSIONAL WRITER. And I'll go ahead and say I'm the worst one, so no one else can! That'll show em!...wait a sec...
http://tennis.fanhouse.com/2010/04/29/even-court-agrees-hes-the-worst-pro-tennis-player/
What's It Like to be White?
For once, I'd like to know.
Ok, without going into a lot of detail, The Economist released an article that explores the issues in the black dating scene. It's conclusion is that black women have the most issues in the dating scene. Why? Because 1 in every 9 black men between the ages of 20 and 29 in this country is in prison, thus, detracting from the dating scene.
OK, so theres probably a thousand other factor that might contribute to this "problem". But lets disregard those. The problem must be that we're all in jail! As a black man, this makes me mad. I'm not in prison. No, I'm not dating a black woman....i don't wanna go into that...ok, lets face it, people date outside the race, I'm not the only one!!! But, I digress. Jail? Thats the best you could come up with? There's no other reason guys like me aren't dating black women? What if the womans gay? What if the guy is gay? What if the black girl is into asian guys? What if the black guy is into white girls? What if the black girls are into indian guys?.....ok, so that doesn't ever happen, but what I'm saying is, I'm irritated that The Economist thought that this was intelligent. It's subtle racism, or blatant stereotyping, at best. You pick. Either way, this is an EPIC racial fail. This weekend, I'm going to hit on a black chick in the spirit of vindication AND spite. Take THAT, white folks making observations about things that aren't your business!
I missed the normal 6pm deadline today, and for anyone that reads regularly, I'm sorry. But I have one hour before I've officially missed a day, so with that being said:
WAKE UP THE MASSES! This is Something Clever. Here's the good word:
We find you guilty of EPIC FAIL
Robert Dee, a professional tennis player in the UK, was furious when a London newspaper, The Daily Telegraph, ran a headline that called him 'The Worlds Worst Tennis Player'. He decided to sue the paper for defamation. Not unheard of among celebrities.
Here's the twist: he LOST.
"There is nothing ... of which the claimant actually complains that cannot be justified," the Hon. Mrs Justice Sharp ruled. "And the facts are sufficient to justify any defamatory meaning the words complained of are capable of bearing."
In English, that means, "you have done nothing to prove you don't suck. Therefore, by law, you suck."
PWNED!!!!
This is fantastic! How messed up is your life when a court of LAW tells you that you suck??? To be fair, his record is 0-108, so it's not like theres was that much of a conflict in making this decision. Which begs he question...how is it possible to be that horrible, yet be a professional at anything??? Do you just SAY your a pro, and it happens? In that case...
I'm Alex Watts, Editor and Lead Writer for SomethingCleverOnline.com. I am a PROFESSIONAL WRITER. And I'll go ahead and say I'm the worst one, so no one else can! That'll show em!...wait a sec...
http://tennis.fanhouse.com/2010/04/29/even-court-agrees-hes-the-worst-pro-tennis-player/
What's It Like to be White?
For once, I'd like to know.
Ok, without going into a lot of detail, The Economist released an article that explores the issues in the black dating scene. It's conclusion is that black women have the most issues in the dating scene. Why? Because 1 in every 9 black men between the ages of 20 and 29 in this country is in prison, thus, detracting from the dating scene.
OK, so theres probably a thousand other factor that might contribute to this "problem". But lets disregard those. The problem must be that we're all in jail! As a black man, this makes me mad. I'm not in prison. No, I'm not dating a black woman....i don't wanna go into that...ok, lets face it, people date outside the race, I'm not the only one!!! But, I digress. Jail? Thats the best you could come up with? There's no other reason guys like me aren't dating black women? What if the womans gay? What if the guy is gay? What if the black girl is into asian guys? What if the black guy is into white girls? What if the black girls are into indian guys?.....ok, so that doesn't ever happen, but what I'm saying is, I'm irritated that The Economist thought that this was intelligent. It's subtle racism, or blatant stereotyping, at best. You pick. Either way, this is an EPIC racial fail. This weekend, I'm going to hit on a black chick in the spirit of vindication AND spite. Take THAT, white folks making observations about things that aren't your business!
I'm sorry I don't have more. I promise, next week, we're on point. Have a great weekend. Check the Mayweather-Mosley fight if you can. PEACE!!
Watts
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