Yes YES, yall! Week One!

WAKE UP THE MASSES!!!






Unless you live under a rock...and that rock is in a hole...and that hole is in a cave...and that cave is in Montana...you know that NFL Kickoff is TONIGHT! If you're not excited, get excited! This is most wonderful time of the year, folks! You should LOVE it!



 And honestly...what's NOT to love?






I LOVE THIS GAME!!!











Now that being said, as much as I love sports, I am NOT a sportswriter. I do, however, know some very good ones.

That's why for all things NFL this season, I am officially referring you to a blog called The Voice of the Fan. You'll love it. Great picks, Fantasy Football info, sports lines every week, and a little bit of humor. Not as much humor as Something Clever, but that's mainly because I have no shame. Anyway, the author of this blog, Geoff Crawley is a friend of mine, and was kind enough to allow me repost his season predicitions for this week. A word to the wise: this is for the real fans. Fairweather fans and Redskins faithful are not welcome!

Just kidding!

But not really...


Anyway, here we go!



The Voice of the Fan

Fearless 2010 NFL Predictions PLUS Tonight's game vs. The Spread



It’s that time of year again. Winners for the year. Take it to the bank. For entertainment purposes only, unless you like flushing money down the toilet.


Here we go.


NFC East: Dallas (Number 2 Seed)
NFC North: Green Bay (Number 1 Seed)
NFC South: New Orleans
NFC West: San Francisco
Wild Cards: Minnesota, New York
NFC Champion: Dallas over Green Bay
Best NFC team to miss the playoffs: Philadelphia
Worst NFC team to make the playoffs: San Francisco

AFC East: New York
AFC North: Baltimore
AFC South: Indianapolis
AFC West: San Diego
AFC Wild Cards: Cincinnati, Houston
AFC Champion: Baltimore over New York

Super Bowl Champion: Baltimore over Dallas























Best AFC team to miss the playoffs: Pittsburgh
Worst AFC team to make the playoffs: San Diego
League MVP: Matt Schaub, QB, Houston
Defensive Player of the Year: Darrelle Revis, CB, New York Jets
Not that it will happen, but the team most likely to go 16-0: Green Bay
Not that it will happen, but the team most likely to go 0-16: Buffalo. And Cleveland.
Coach most likely to get fired in season: Eric Mangini
Coaches on the hot seat: Lovie Smith, Jack del Rio, John Fox
Week Philly fans call for Andy Reid to get fired: 2
Week the same Philly fans screaming for McNabb to go say we never should have gotten rid of him because Kevin Kolb is a candy armed bum: 4
Week Philly fans call for Mike Vick to start: Never
Week Minnesota regrets bringing Brett Farve back: 6
Week Mike Shanahan regrets coming back to work for Dan Snyder: 8
Week I throw a brick through my TV because of something Joe Buck says: 4
Week I stop making picks because I’m lazy: 5



TONIGHT’S PICK

Minnesota at NEW ORLEANS (-5): Farve gives up a gut wrenching late pick six and the Saints win a shootout. And they cover the 5.


 Look familiar?



Let’s ride.


Thanks, Geoff! And I have to say, I couldn't be happier with your Super bowl pick. The only thing better would have been Carolina over Pittsburgh.

Remember, people thevoiceofthefan.wordpress.com. The link is in my blog-roll-thingy on the left. Also, Geoff's Twitter is @PhillyFansVoice


And as long as your there: @GuiltyWatts








Watts



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