WAKE UP THE MASSES!!! This is Something Clever. Are you not ENTERTAINED???
Come Clean
Apparently, Shia Lebeouf is now admitting that Transformers 2 and Indiana Jones 4 both sucked. Well son, the first step is admitting that you have a problem. And these movies were a big problem. Watching Indiana Jones 4 was like taking a dump while standing up: At first you thought it might be a good or fun idea. By the time you were halfway through, you realized the severity of your mistake. And when you're done, you know there's a part of you that will never be clean again, and you have no desire to talk about it to anyone, ever.
And Transformers 2 was just stuff exploding. There was nothing to it besides that. Horrible writing, a plot with more holes than a Tiger Woods alibi, and on top of all that, some idiot decided to make Megan Fox an integral part of the movie. I think I speak for all of us when I say that while we as men want to see Megan Fox, we do NOT want to see Megan Fox ACT. Seriously, Transformers 2 made so little sense, it made G.I. JOE look Oscar-worthy.
I hope the best for Lebeoufs new Wall Street movie. And since they decided that it IS necessary to make a Transformers 3, I hope, for his sake, they find better writers.
http://www.movieline.com/2010/05/while-hes-at-it-shia-labeouf-admits-that-indiana-jones-4-sucked-too.php
That's At Least a Backcourt Violation
And now, some disgusting NBA news that's been on every sports blog since Friday. By now, everybody knows about LeBron James' total meltdown against the Boston Celtics last week. After basically laying down and letting Boston run all over the Cleveland Cavilers on their home court, LeBron could not will his team to win in Boston. The loss ended their season, and sent the Celtics to the Eastern Conference Finals. Fair enough. Now, for the ickyness.
Some sources close to James say that the reason for LeBron looking weak, unfocused and distracted in those last few games was because his mother was having an affair with someone. Who? Cavaliers Guard Delonte West, LeBrons teammate! EWW!! How nasty is that? Gloria James is in her 40's and West is 26. This is wrong on SO many levels. Do this...think of a co-worker your age, and then think about your mom dating that person. NOT COOL! I mean, yeah, it's just a rumor, but how come no one has stepped forward and denied it? Either West needs to say it's a lie, or LeBron needs to throat-punch him. There are no other options.
And, not to be mean, but Gloria James isn't exactly "getting better with age." I don't wanna gross out my readers, so I'm not gonna put a picture up here, but here's the next best thing: Create a new tab in your browser and do a Google Image Search for 'Gloria James'. Yeah, take a look at that. I'll wait......................................................................................................................................................UGH! Did you throw up in your mouth a little?!?! Nasty, right?!?! What are they thinking? I wouldn't be able to STAND after hearing that news, let alone play basketball! If this rumor is true, Lebrons next NBA contract will need to include a team therapist.
It Was The Right Thing To Do
A 23 year old man in Tennessee was arguing with his wife while they were traveling down a busy highway. He repeatedly told her to shut up, and apprently, it only made her get louder. When it was clear that she wasn't going to listen, the man decided to leap out of the moving car onto the highway, and hope for the best.
Do I really need a joke here?
The man, who is now in critical but stable condition, was not on any medication. He was not on drugs and wasn't drunk. This man, in his right mind, made the decision that leaping out of a moving car into oncoming traffic was a more feasable life decision than continuing to listen to his wife talk. If you ask me, logic wins again.
Don't get all huffy and puffy, I'm not saying women are annoying. All I'm saying is, if the choices are possible death and trying to win an argument with a woman, I'll take possible death every time. No one wins in an argument with a woman except OTHER woman. The sooner you learn that, the more time you'll have to practice your 'tuck-and-roll' when it's your turn to take that jump out of a moving vehicle.
http://www.theleafchronicle.com/article/20100514/NEWS01/100514025/Husband%20bails%20from%20moving%20vehicle%20after%20wife%20refuses%20to%20%E2%80%98shut%20up
That's all for today, people. You may have noticed the new layout. I wanted something simple, and easy to read. Hope you like it. See you Wednesday!
Watts
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