Random fact of the day: Did you know that the state of New Jersey has no state song? Yep, it's true. They do, however, have a state dinosaur. It's called a Hadrosaurus.
I'm going to repeat that. I think it bears repeating.
The state of New Jersey...the birthplace of Bruce Springsteen, Frank Sinatra, Jon Bon Jovi and even Whitney Houston and My Chemical Romance...does not have a state song. Despite that, their government found it necessary to name a state dinosaur. If you think about that, it's easy to see how a state like that could produce people like this...
WAKE UP THE MASSES!!! This is Something Clever.
I Knew This Would Happen One Day...Affirmative Action Has Come Back to Bite Us
Justin Beiber is up for a BET Award.
Yes, you read that right.
White Canadian 16 year-old Justin Beiber has been nominated for a Black Entertainment Television award for Best New Artist. If your confused, raise your hand.
I thought so.
How does this happen? I hate to make it a race issue, but....no, it's a race issue! It's a BLACK ENTERTAINMENT award -- and a white kid is nominated for it? Are we as a people being punished for all those years we kept Eminem around? Is this some kind of trade-off program? Is Ludacris gonna get nominated for a Country Music award in return? I need to see the logic here!
BET says they nominated him because he crossed over. Crossed over into what??? Did he date a black chick that we don't know about? Because I KNOW you're not trying to tell me this beaver-looking kid is hip-hop! If that's true, we need to all take a step back and look at whats happening in hip hop today, because this crap ain't right! Tupac is rolling over in his grave...or he would be....if he was dead...
Mmm Hmmmm....???????
Someone Needs To Be Drug Testing The Organizers
Every time the Summer Olympics come around, the host city likes to roll out mascots for the games. Sometimes, they're good....okay, that's a lie. Most of the time, they're bad -- but the kids like them, and that's all that really matters. Somehow, I don't think that's going to be the case in 2012.
I have no idea what the crap these things are, and neither does anyone else. I'm serious! I went to Yahoo! News, the Associated Press and ABC News, and no one has a clue. They don't even know if they have genders. Olympic Officials say that the mascots, named Wenlock and Mandeville, (this sounds like crap from a renaissance fair) will be "a big hit with kids and help inspire young people to get involved in Olympic sports." What sport?! Tripping acid??? They look like they should be mascots running around at some hallucination-themed amusement park. (Welcome to Heroin World...not to be confused with Heroin Land..that's in Cali).
The messed up thing here is that one mascot is for the Olympics and the other is for the Paralympics. I can't tell which is which; both of them look really retarded. If you could whittle a rainbow down into a prison shank and stab that marshmallow monster from Ghostbusters, these mascots would be the bastardized result. I'm a grown man, and I'm creeped out by these things. Keep them away from children.
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And, last but not least, here's a few QuickShots!
This is ironic. Filming for the movie Captain America will be taking place soon. But not in America. Apparently, it's too expensive to film in Hollywood, so they're going to film a movie about America's greatest superhero in England. You'd think they'd give Captain America a discount in his home country. But hey, money is tight.
Side note: Sherlock Holmes was filmed in Brooklyn. Take THAT, intelligent planning!
Google TV is launching in 2011. They plan to fully integrate the Web and TV experience. Really, this is a nice way of saying, "I AM GOOGLE, KING OF KINGS! BRINGER OF SEARCHES! CREATOR OF ANDROID! LOOK UPON MY WORKS, AND DESPAIR!
Something Clever Online is sponsored by Blogspot, a division of Google, Inc.
Anyway, like I was saying, I can't WAIT for Google TV. It'll be great, as all of their company's releases are! Go Google! You always know what we need!
Did I do good? I did good!.......I did good....
Megan Fox says she was not fired from Transformers 3...she QUIT! I have a question...WHO CARES? The bottom line is: as long as you were hot, people would put up with anything. Now, we realize that that you're not hot enough for us to put up with your bad acting and your weird thumb, and the writers are much better off taking you out of the movie than trying to convince yet ANOTHER disappointed audience that you matter. It's like Lindsay Lohan syndrome. But, you're not on coke.....yet.
That is all for today! Thanks for reading. As always, new material will be up on Monday, and you can follow me on Twitter @GuiltyWatts. See you Monday!
RAWR means "I Love You, Google" in Jersey Dinosaur!
Watts
Megan Fox says she was not fired from Transformers 3...she QUIT! I have a question...WHO CARES? The bottom line is: as long as you were hot, people would put up with anything. Now, we realize that that you're not hot enough for us to put up with your bad acting and your weird thumb, and the writers are much better off taking you out of the movie than trying to convince yet ANOTHER disappointed audience that you matter. It's like Lindsay Lohan syndrome. But, you're not on coke.....yet.
That is all for today! Thanks for reading. As always, new material will be up on Monday, and you can follow me on Twitter @GuiltyWatts. See you Monday!
RAWR means "I Love You, Google" in Jersey Dinosaur!
Watts
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