I am a man who believes in equality. I believe that everyone should be treated like a person, and that all of us, man and woman, are created equal.
That's why today's blog will include eye candy for both male and female readers to enjoy.
I know...sometimes I care TOO much...
WAKE UP THE MASSES! This is Something Clever. BE ABOUT IT!!!
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE HECK OUT, MAN!!!!
You should never hit a woman. And if you do, I hope this happens to you.
TMZ.com released a video this weekend where Rashad Bobino, a former University of Texas Linebacker who most recently played for the Atlanta Falcons, is shown punching a defenseless woman in the head at a bar in Austin, TX. I say defenseless because, even though I don't know what happened before the video started, the video clearly shows that the woman was walking away from him, and he ran up and hit her in the back of the head. She never saw it coming, and she instantly dropped to the ground, motionless.
Then, out of nowhere, some skinny little dude named Roger jumps up in Rashad's face screaming, "Do you know what you did? You knocked that girl out! She's unconscious!" Rashad doesn't seem to care, and you can hear some guys rushing out to get in between them. Then they go off camera for a while. The next thing you hear is a bunch of people screaming "WOOOOOOAAAHH!!!!" as the roughly 6 foot tall, 250 pounder gets the living piss beat out of him, and is now on the pavement in a pool of his own blood.
Like I said, NEVER hit a woman!
Since the video is full of profanity, I'm not going to post it, but I hope I gave you a good mental picture. See, after Rashad hit that girl, he made a mistake: He thought HE was the baddest dude at that bar. But that little dude named Roger? That was actually Roger Huerta, a Mexican-American Mixed Martial Artists, and former UFC contender, currently fighting in the Bellator Fighting Championship.
That's why today's blog will include eye candy for both male and female readers to enjoy.
I know...sometimes I care TOO much...
WAKE UP THE MASSES! This is Something Clever. BE ABOUT IT!!!
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE HECK OUT, MAN!!!!
You should never hit a woman. And if you do, I hope this happens to you.
TMZ.com released a video this weekend where Rashad Bobino, a former University of Texas Linebacker who most recently played for the Atlanta Falcons, is shown punching a defenseless woman in the head at a bar in Austin, TX. I say defenseless because, even though I don't know what happened before the video started, the video clearly shows that the woman was walking away from him, and he ran up and hit her in the back of the head. She never saw it coming, and she instantly dropped to the ground, motionless.
Then, out of nowhere, some skinny little dude named Roger jumps up in Rashad's face screaming, "Do you know what you did? You knocked that girl out! She's unconscious!" Rashad doesn't seem to care, and you can hear some guys rushing out to get in between them. Then they go off camera for a while. The next thing you hear is a bunch of people screaming "WOOOOOOAAAHH!!!!" as the roughly 6 foot tall, 250 pounder gets the living piss beat out of him, and is now on the pavement in a pool of his own blood.
Like I said, NEVER hit a woman!
Since the video is full of profanity, I'm not going to post it, but I hope I gave you a good mental picture. See, after Rashad hit that girl, he made a mistake: He thought HE was the baddest dude at that bar. But that little dude named Roger? That was actually Roger Huerta, a Mexican-American Mixed Martial Artists, and former UFC contender, currently fighting in the Bellator Fighting Championship.
He's 27-4 in his pro fighting career and his nickname is "El Matador". This man is paid to beat people senseless. He's NOT the guy to have a street fight with.
Roger maintains that Rashad swung on him first and he was defending himself. Bellator already came forward and said they have no intention of punishing Huerta in any way and police are still investigating, but it looks like Roger may get off the hook. Why? Simple. Roger Huerta is a lightweight fighter. So even if he's not training, he couldn't weigh more than 170 pounds, soaking wet. For Rashad to press charges, he has to prove that he was the victim of an unprovoked attack from a man who's 5 foot 9, 170 pounds. Would you want to admit that? Yeah, me neither.
I don't condone street violence of any kind, but I feel like if you hit a woman, you've lost your right to be treated like a human being. You're a dude that likes to hit chicks. Obviously, you don't have a problem with unfair situations. So here's one for you: how about you take the beating of your life from a professional fighter that's half your size? Yep, I believe justice has been served!
Huerta, to his credit, had the best quote about how he felt about the situation. When they asked why he intervened, he said: "If that was my mom, if that was my sister, my spouse, anyone … I would’ve wanted someone to step in and do something about it.” Well said, and I feel the EXACT same way.
Here's another one for you ladies...
The Guy In Handcuffs Is The Big Blind
A man in New Mexico convicted of fraud has been ordered to pay back almost $500,000 of stolen money...by playing poker. Samuel McMaster is a former insurance agent who lists his job as professional poker player. He's admitted to stealing $444,000 by posing as a securities agent and offering high returns on credit defaults to elderly investors in New Mexico. He used the stolen money for his own purposes, poker included. Now he has to make enough money playing in poker tournaments across the country to meet the courts $7,500 monthly payment plan. If he falls 2 payments behind, he goes to jail for 12 years.
OK, kudos to him for working the system. But poker is a stressful game anyway. Now, every time you're wondering if you should bet on the flop or check down, it's not about money. It's about FREEDOM. How would you like to go "all in" and lose in THAT situation??? One thing is for sure, it would make the "World Series of Poker" a lot more interesting:
"We are down to the final table, and McMaster has gone all in. If he wins, he's this year's champion. If he loses, there's a very mean looking bounty hunter standing behind him ready to take him to the most unfriendly, rapey jail he can find. He must get an Ace or at least a Spade on the river, or he is out of the tournament. Here's the river card....OH! It's a Queen of Hearts. McMaster loses and...yep...they're tasing him. He's out cold. We wish McMaster the best and we'll see him in 8 to 12 years."
Yeah...I'd watch that.
And now, some quick hits that I can't help but mention:
Lada Gaga is groped while Crowd Surfing at Lollapalooza
In other news, Nicolas Cage makes terrible movies and Lindsay Lohan is on drugs.
Tiger Woods Finishes Golf Event with Worst Score in His Entire Career
I'm not condoning adultery. All I'm saying is, when he was being a man-whore, he was winning...
And last but not least, our story of the day!
Chill Out...I'm Checking Out Her...Um...Backfield...
To my female readers...Prepare to be annoyed at me:
Yes, football is back. Last night was the official kickoff to the NFL season, beginning with the NFL Hall of Fame game. But that's not where the story is. No, the REAL start of the season is the Madden Pigskin Pro-Am. This is a fun game where retired NFL players get together with celebrities to play a game of Flag Football. It's always fun, and can be pretty hilarious. In fact, this year's game was probably better than the actual Hall of Fame game. There's a few things to take away from a game like that:
1. People like Jerry Rice, Deion Sanders and Rod Woodson look like they could play tomorrow if they wanted to!
2. Some celebs actually look pretty athletic out there
3. The NFL knows EXACTLY how to appeal to male fans.
Why do I say this? Each team has at least one SPECTACULARLY attractive girl. Maria Menounos was on one team and Stacy Keibler was on the other.
Oh my God.
First of all, JESUS these women are hot! Second, they were actually really, really good! Not to mention the fact that they had them playing Center. All my football guys know what that means...that means they are guaranteed to spend half the game bent over, with booty shots straight into the camera. NFL, on behalf of all men...great job.
But these pictures don't do these women justice. Take a look at the Maria Menounos and Stacy Keibler that we're used to:
Which leads me to my next point. My newest entry into the (brand new, because I said so) "Somethng Clever's' Ladies of the Month" is...Stacy Keibler! It was close, because Maria won the MVP last night. So, what put Stacy over the edge? Stacy tackled Maria. Nuff said.
Stacy Keibler is also the official (once again, because I said so) Something Clever Object of Affection.
I'm done with Amanda Bynes. Stacy, you're the only one for me! You're beautiful, athletic and I hear you're a Baltimore Ravens fan. That's all I need to know. Call me. Text me. Email me. Facebook me. Twitter me. Send me a message in a bottle. Send a carrier pigeon. Find a way to get in touch with me, you unfairly attractive woman!
OK, I've calmed down now, everything's gonna be alright.
And that's it for Monday. As always, leave a comment, Facebook me, Twitter.com/GuiltyWatts.
Side note: Sideline reporter Lindsay Soto didn't look half bad last night either.
Roger maintains that Rashad swung on him first and he was defending himself. Bellator already came forward and said they have no intention of punishing Huerta in any way and police are still investigating, but it looks like Roger may get off the hook. Why? Simple. Roger Huerta is a lightweight fighter. So even if he's not training, he couldn't weigh more than 170 pounds, soaking wet. For Rashad to press charges, he has to prove that he was the victim of an unprovoked attack from a man who's 5 foot 9, 170 pounds. Would you want to admit that? Yeah, me neither.
I don't condone street violence of any kind, but I feel like if you hit a woman, you've lost your right to be treated like a human being. You're a dude that likes to hit chicks. Obviously, you don't have a problem with unfair situations. So here's one for you: how about you take the beating of your life from a professional fighter that's half your size? Yep, I believe justice has been served!
Huerta, to his credit, had the best quote about how he felt about the situation. When they asked why he intervened, he said: "If that was my mom, if that was my sister, my spouse, anyone … I would’ve wanted someone to step in and do something about it.” Well said, and I feel the EXACT same way.
Here's another one for you ladies...
The Guy In Handcuffs Is The Big Blind
A man in New Mexico convicted of fraud has been ordered to pay back almost $500,000 of stolen money...by playing poker. Samuel McMaster is a former insurance agent who lists his job as professional poker player. He's admitted to stealing $444,000 by posing as a securities agent and offering high returns on credit defaults to elderly investors in New Mexico. He used the stolen money for his own purposes, poker included. Now he has to make enough money playing in poker tournaments across the country to meet the courts $7,500 monthly payment plan. If he falls 2 payments behind, he goes to jail for 12 years.
OK, kudos to him for working the system. But poker is a stressful game anyway. Now, every time you're wondering if you should bet on the flop or check down, it's not about money. It's about FREEDOM. How would you like to go "all in" and lose in THAT situation??? One thing is for sure, it would make the "World Series of Poker" a lot more interesting:
"We are down to the final table, and McMaster has gone all in. If he wins, he's this year's champion. If he loses, there's a very mean looking bounty hunter standing behind him ready to take him to the most unfriendly, rapey jail he can find. He must get an Ace or at least a Spade on the river, or he is out of the tournament. Here's the river card....OH! It's a Queen of Hearts. McMaster loses and...yep...they're tasing him. He's out cold. We wish McMaster the best and we'll see him in 8 to 12 years."
Yeah...I'd watch that.
And now, some quick hits that I can't help but mention:
Lada Gaga is groped while Crowd Surfing at Lollapalooza
In other news, Nicolas Cage makes terrible movies and Lindsay Lohan is on drugs.
Tiger Woods Finishes Golf Event with Worst Score in His Entire Career
I'm not condoning adultery. All I'm saying is, when he was being a man-whore, he was winning...
And last but not least, our story of the day!
Chill Out...I'm Checking Out Her...Um...Backfield...
To my female readers...Prepare to be annoyed at me:
Yes, football is back. Last night was the official kickoff to the NFL season, beginning with the NFL Hall of Fame game. But that's not where the story is. No, the REAL start of the season is the Madden Pigskin Pro-Am. This is a fun game where retired NFL players get together with celebrities to play a game of Flag Football. It's always fun, and can be pretty hilarious. In fact, this year's game was probably better than the actual Hall of Fame game. There's a few things to take away from a game like that:
1. People like Jerry Rice, Deion Sanders and Rod Woodson look like they could play tomorrow if they wanted to!
2. Some celebs actually look pretty athletic out there
3. The NFL knows EXACTLY how to appeal to male fans.
Why do I say this? Each team has at least one SPECTACULARLY attractive girl. Maria Menounos was on one team and Stacy Keibler was on the other.
Oh my God.
First of all, JESUS these women are hot! Second, they were actually really, really good! Not to mention the fact that they had them playing Center. All my football guys know what that means...that means they are guaranteed to spend half the game bent over, with booty shots straight into the camera. NFL, on behalf of all men...great job.
But these pictures don't do these women justice. Take a look at the Maria Menounos and Stacy Keibler that we're used to:
Which leads me to my next point. My newest entry into the (brand new, because I said so) "Somethng Clever's' Ladies of the Month" is...Stacy Keibler! It was close, because Maria won the MVP last night. So, what put Stacy over the edge? Stacy tackled Maria. Nuff said.
Stacy Keibler is also the official (once again, because I said so) Something Clever Object of Affection.
I'm done with Amanda Bynes. Stacy, you're the only one for me! You're beautiful, athletic and I hear you're a Baltimore Ravens fan. That's all I need to know. Call me. Text me. Email me. Facebook me. Twitter me. Send me a message in a bottle. Send a carrier pigeon. Find a way to get in touch with me, you unfairly attractive woman!
OK, I've calmed down now, everything's gonna be alright.
And that's it for Monday. As always, leave a comment, Facebook me, Twitter.com/GuiltyWatts.
Side note: Sideline reporter Lindsay Soto didn't look half bad last night either.
But she is definitely married, sporting a HUGE diamond every time she's on TV. And anyone that knows me knows that I could NEVER break up a happily married couple...right? RIGHT???
>:)
Watts
>:)
Watts
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