WAKE UP THE MASSES! This is Something Clever.
"Baby, I love you. I'll take a bullet for you. Not in the face. In the leg, maybe..."
It's one thing to want to protect your loved one from the harmful path of a gun or a knife. But a foul ball is apparently a completely different story. A woman named Sarah was struck with a foul ball at the Houston Astros game after her male companion, Bo, ducked out of the way.
That's it. That's the end of the story.
If you have a chance, go to MLB.com because it's worth taking a look at. The ball flies up and Bo, with no type of mitt or glove whatsoever, gets in perfect position in front of his lady-friend to catch the ball. Then, it's almost like he heard a voice that said "Dude, this is gonna hurt. And it's not like you're getting lucky tonight." At the last possible second, he jumps out of the way, and Sarah takes a visit to Ouchtown. Come on, dude! I'm not saying I would have caught the ball, but I would at least try to deflect into somebody else's girlfriend, instead of just letting my woman take a (base)ball to the chest. Not cool, homie. And yes, chivalry is dead, but Sarah took it all in stride. And for that, she gets the official "Something Clever" salute!...the fact that she's pretty hot doesn't hurt either....niiiiiice....
"Passengers, if you look over the left wing, you'll see...a dude you should NOT screw with..."
This guy is my hero!
Steven Slater was a flight attendant on a JetBlue flight from Pittsburgh to New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport. As the plane landed and was rolling to the gate, one of the passengers got out of his seat to grab a bag from an overhead compartment. The flight attendant walked over to tell him he had to sit down. The two got into an argument, the passenger began screaming and cussing at Slater and at some point, Slater got hit in the head, either with the compartment door or the bag itself.
Well, now there's trouble in River City...
Slater jumps on the mic and says "To the passenger who just called me a (BLEEP): (BLEEP) you! I've been in this business 28 years, and I've had it!" Then, he grabs some beer and jumps out of the plane's emergency exit door, like some kind of service-industry-alcoholic version of Spider-Man! He tried to drive home, but was arrested, and is now free on bail.
OK, first things first: if you're gonna snap at your job, THIS is the way to do it. This dude was fed up, and he fought back. Not with violence, but with a sharp tounge, indignance and a little bit of acrobatics. Second, don't charge this dude. Don't send him to jail. Reckless endangerment? The plane was moving at like 5 MPH, no one was endangered. Unless they were out of their seats...but if they would have sat their stank butts down, Slater wouldn't have had to get up to regulate this fool in the first place! So I want you guys to send this to everyone you know who's ever had a bad day at work. Anyone who's ever wanted to go upside their bosses head. Because at some point, we've all felt that way, and this guy...he's our mascot!
Also, check out Steven Slaters Facebook Page and support this guy!
Justin Beiber getting hit in the head with a water bottle
Put this video on repeat as proof that an intelligent God exists and he cares about people....and he has a sense of humor...
There's a lot to be said for a chick with aim that good...let's be honest, we know that wasn't a DUDE at the Justin Beiber concert...
Pic of the Day!!!
More to the point, PICS of the day. Since we're talking about people quitting their jobs in unusual ways, I'd like you to meet Jenny:
She quit her job Monday morning, and went about it in a very interesting way. She sent a photo slideshow to at least 20 people in her office, basically giving a detailed (and funny) breakdown of her reasons for leaving. I can't take credit for this one; looks like it first showed up on Philip DeFranco's website, PhillyD.tv. Anyway, I don't want to spoil the surprise, so here's the link to Jenny's Parting Gift. I think you'll enjoy it!
And that's it for Wednesday. Comment, Facebook and Twitter.com/GuiltyWatts.
Get nothin' but a beat!!!
That one's only for the grown folks, ya'll....
Watts
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